No News on iPoker Rakeback

In the biggest non-story of at least the day potentially the week we can confirm that there is still no iPoker rakeback deal available anywhere.  The iPoker Network which includes such rooms as Titan Poker, Winner Poker, Paddy Power Poker and a number of online sportsbook’s poker sites has always trod its own path and will continue to do so much to the despair of us here at Rakeback.co.uk.

In other great non news stories from around the world:

The first inflatable dart board has been decommissioned after players failed to register a score after three months of repairing punctures and maintenance on an over-worked foot pump.

A chocolate teapot has been found near the north pole where it is used to drink iced tea.

The US Navy research team have also finally given up trying to put screen doors on submarines.

A one legged man recently came first in an ass-kicking contest held in South Dakota after other contestants were fearful of being accused of making fun of the man’s disability.

NASA scientists were recently congratulating themselves on developing the first powdered water. In a statement: “We are delighted that $2.3bn worth of research has finally come down to this, dehydrated water.”

A poker game played with double sided cards ended in the luckiest player winning and everybody glad they had rakeback deals. Except for those on the iPoker Network as you can’t get iPoker Rakeback.

Underwater poker continues to attract a loyal but submerged following and has yet to rise into the mainstream. The latest event held in Colorado attracted 30 people who played with seashells instead of chips. They had a whale of a time though.

There has actually been some news that does matter to a lot of people with Victor Blom set to take on live tournament player Eugene Katchalov in the latest SuperStars Showdown over on PokerStars.

Full Tilt Poker XIX is now in full flow with the Main Event still to come and a number of multiple entry tournaments also scheduled.

Norm MacDonald will be the new voice of High Stakes Poker replacing Gabe Kaplan as the series strives to fill the void left behind after players like Ivey, Antonius and Dwan all refused to play due to contract issues between Full Tilt Poker and PokerStars.

The Poker After Dark Pot Limit Omaha cash game has been filmed and will be broadcast in April so lovers of PLO should make a date in their diary for that one – or alternatively catch up online through one of the various grey area sources that are out there.

In what started out as a no news story we have hopefully kept you updated on the latest stories from around the poker world whilst also reminding you of the lack of iPoker Rakeback across the internet. If you want a rakeback poker deal then the beat place to go is our cunningly named: Best Rakeback Deals page.